These are some cool things that make you ponder. I didn't make these up, I got them from a book. Enjoy!

Why is abbreviation such a long word?

Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?

Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?

Why is it that when you transport something by car, it's called a shipment, but when you transport something ship, it's called cargo?

Why do we drive on parkways, and park on driveways?

If your driving in a vehicle at the speed of light, what happens when you turn on the headlights?

What is a "free" gift? Aren't all gifts free?

Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?

If you tied buttered toast the the back of a cat, and dropped it from a height, what would happen?

Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?

If he's arrested, does a mime have to be told he has the right to remain silent?

Why do they call it a TV "set" when you only get one?

What was the best thing before sliced bread?

If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown, too?

If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose?

What's another word for synonym?

What is the speed of dark?

Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?

How do they get the deer to cross the road at the yellow sign?

What do you do when you discover and endagered animal that only eats endangered plants?

Why do they put brail dots on the keypad of the drive-up ATM?

When your sending someone styrofoam, what do you pack it in?

If Circle-K is open 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, 365 days a year, why are there locks onthe doors?

If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?

How can there be self-help groups?

What's another word for thesarus?

Do witches run spell-checks?

If it's tourist season, why can't we shoot them?

Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?

When you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn?